Sunday, June 17, 2012

"Does Anyone Have An iPhone Charger?"

       
   "Does Anyone Have An iPhone Charger?"

One of the most over used questions in our vernacular that I hate because it implies two things:
1) A person uses an iPhone
2) A person is incompetent and can't bring their phone charger around with them

No, I do not have an iPhone charger. I have a Droid charger though which you could use to also charge a Blackberry and pretty much any non-Apple electronic device that was invented post-2008. Sorry, is that not good enough for you? Would you like some Kleenex with Aloe also and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with the crusts cut off as well?

I hate iPhones. I had an iPhone for about a year. It was the most patronizing electronic device I've ever used. I hated the settings, the aesthetics, and pretty much everything about it.

"iPhones are so easy! There's an app for that! Haha!"

I hate that shit. Easy my ass. Everything should be difficult for this generation of candy ass losers. You can't log into Facebook without opening your browser on your phone? Tough shit. Nobody cares. Just die.

Also -- bring your fucking charger out with you. Okay? Is that so hard? I hate that excuse -- "my phone died" Your phone died because you didn't try at life. If you had something called a rational thought you'd think ahead and bring your charger with you out places.

I hate iPhones and the people that use them.